165cm. Size 5.

My feet never did grow after I turned 11.

Sometimes I think all of us feel just as scared and insecure as we were back then.
We just learned how to cover it up with sarcasm and witty criticisms.

We learn to pretend better.

Random weirdness.

Just weird pictures of weird stuff/senarios/ people what else can I say.

this cat is weird. it likes sleeping on a penyodok. all the time.

traveling in comfort and style.

DIY envelopes out of old comic books cause I thought throwing it away is a waste. Now let me try and post it back to myself and see if pos malaysia has any objections of me using it. If no, then I'll never use plain envelopes again.

My love. My addiction. My coffee.

(junk) food for thought.
everyone say hello to my magazine rack/cupboard.
It used to be a fridge.

When it broke down, I stole it.
And got away with it.

Wasnt joking.
I pimped it up.

My relatives were wtfed when they realised that the fridge in my room is not really a fridge.

What can I say? I save my parents from buying new cupboard. and got a very interesting addition to the interior of my room :D

My sister's idea of a happy meal
so pretty kan? now my family eat our neopolitan ice cream like that.

Yes, the Wongs are very lazy people.

Cross dressing mannequin.
very airy ;)

happy couple berharap-ing kat tanjung harapan.
This was taken before the dude left for UK.

Be loyal to your gf. Stay away from angmoh chicks k.

I spotted this in EON bkt tinggi mall.
Handphone charging.
Cheap! RM 1.50
Time needed: around half an hour.

One day: 24 hours
Shopping mall opens from 10am-10pm: 12 hours

12 hours= 24 half an hours
So one day maximum can only charge 24 handphones

24 x 1.50= 36 ringgit

MACAM MANA NAK UNTUNG?
and this is if non stop people keep charging.

machine probably cost thousands.
stupid idea sure fail sial.

Deluded sibling thinks she is part of the new high school musical cast.

The other deluded sibling who is 167 cm (and growing wtf) thinks she is hardcore.

See? No respect for the old and unhardcore one who is trying to teach herself new tricks.

mak's retro dress + my retro belt
=very retro

END of weirdness. Bye.

6 random realisations

#1- I shall not question the good things that come my way.

Take the above as an example: If the rice is square, I shall not question why it is square/how it became square/who was the one responsible for making it square/ or what is its purpose of being square?

So what if its square? Its pretty. Its still edible wtf. Just eat the goddamn thing.

#2- When it comes to asking people for help, I really really suck at it.

I am generally a vair vair stubborn person lah. lol. The kind that actually has to hit the wall before she realises that it actually hurts.

In short, an idiot.

Cause sometimes I think I am surrounded by pretty awesome people. Dunno what the hell I did to deserve them.

But oh well, back to point 1: lets not question the good things.

#3- Chocolate McFlurry is joy.

I just had my first cup of chocoMcFlurry two days ago. I know I so katak tempurung sometimes. But someone did offer me an oreoMcflurry a long time ago, I didnt like it cause it was too sweet for my liking.

But chocoMcflurry is another story.

Its uh... heaven.

#4- Idleness is scary

Another of my weekend projects.

Meet pacman and blinky.

And I really have no idea who is picking up who.

#5- I am optimistic?

For some reason within this few months quite a few of people have told me I am an optimistic person. I never thought myself as one. Cause my second guesses always lead up to third guesses and forth guesses and....

oh well, you get it.

Truth it, I am just being realistic about matters.

If there is a possibility of an issue to worsen. There is also an equal possibility of it to get better riiggght? Duh.

#6- I secretly think I actually can pass off as a thai transvestite in my new passport photo.

Strangely enough, this picture was taken by a transvestite as well. A malay one. She took one shot, declared that it was okay and this is the result.

# Note: I shall be back in KL next week for several days. Will be staying with my exhousemates. Have some loose ends I have to tie up with the college. And I shall be working at the upcoming PC fair.

Map reading skills.

Now I feel like I am standing in front one of those extremely elaborate and intricate maps of the japanese railway system. Confused. befuddled. flabbergasted but yet in awe that such complexity exists on humble planet earth.

And as my teeny mind tries to take in all colors, all the lines and the little symbols that make up the whole picture.. I find myself unable to digest it all. Let alone comprehend the accursed thing. So I try to ask around yet the people around me just dont seem to speak the languages I speak. They smile apologetically and perhaps, a little sadly at me. I smile back. At least they tried.

Funnily enough, amidst the temporary frustration and disappointment, I find myself consoled by the knowledge that-yes, one of these pretty colored lines will take me to my eventual destination. So I keep telling myself its okay, everything happens for a reason. Eventhough it is for a crap reason. Its simple really, I just need to get on the correct train.

But to do that, as usual as it is with myself when it comes to taking public transports to unfamiliar places- I usually have to lose my way for awhile before actually reaching my destination.

Late. As usual.
wtf

So much for map reading skills.

Ps: With the exception of a disappointing lead female actress (i dont get it why bruce and harvey are fighting over herrr)... The dark knight. is. THE. epitome. of. awesome. 'Nuff said. Go watch.

Weekend project 2

Task: Find nemo emo

Umm.. I was bored?

My sister's exact expression when she saw this was
=.='

Inspired by:

source: icanhascheezburger.com

This site is seriously addictive.
I highly recommend it.

Be warned: itz are reaaaallly bad for ur grammah.

Q and A.

Sometimes the reason why I fail to actually give people a clear answer to their questions is that I really have no solid answers. Constantly answering "I dont know" can become a reaal bad habit. And if faced with the choice of blatantly lying straight in the face of a person I care about or trying to evade the topic temporarily- or at least til I finally can obtain a real answer, I'd always opt for the latter.

As for today, I shall watch the dark knight. Under no circumstances shall I miss witnessing the hype surrounding heath ledger's performance as the greatly disturbed joker. On big screen. Cause explosions are cooler when they are loud enough to be realistic. Tak mau save up on this, downloading and grainy pirated dvd will NOT be an option.

Bon Odori

A photoblog

Yups. I am not letting you people drown in words this time. Or make you confused people any more confused. lol. Be thankful. This shall be nothing but pretty pretty pictures I took at the bon odori, a japanese festival I went to yesterday at the shah alam panasonic stadium :)

kipas free. sebab damn panas.

I actually managed to squeeze to the front!
(proud)

dance #1

dance #2

everyone was asked to join in to dance around the stage.
thank godness it consists of only a few steps.
easy. peasey. japanesey.

drummer boys/men.

Pretty ladies in pretty kimono.

Yeahla I was obsessed with both of them.
cause i think its so sweet for the dad to let the son sit on his shoulders when the show was on.
they are real japanese btw.

These two damn kuat makan..
Non stop makan for an hour.

told you i was obsessed.
but they are so photogenic okay.

Another cool dad.
and observant son.
zoom in, dad is having beer :P dont worry he wasnt drunk.

Love her kimono.
Check out the blue tudung-ed girl in the blue kimono.
Fashion statement!!

oisshhii!
to take this picture, i walked up to them, sat next to them, smiled at them and snapped. and then I walked back to my original seating place.

poor kids were so confused hehe

argh so cute i wanna kidnap

quaintnye. their kimonos.
i like.

"mari aku suapkan adik"

my sis said i was obsessed with japanese kids
but come on, dont they look cute in their colorful kimonos?

hot chicks!!
nice too! cause they posed for me.
sorry dont have their numbers. so dont ask.

tako yaki. not by the japanese.
nevertheless, tasty.

Sushi is lazy mens' food.

RELA beremo.

this lil kimono-ed malay girl was pushing her sister around in full speeed hahaha.

japanese girls on the field.


the stage. prior to performances.

somehow, this guy's pose comes across to me as very anime-ish.
like some sort of lost warrior or something. lol
aiks. too. much. anime. while. growing. up.

the PINK thingy is so cute!

Canon (left) Nikon (right)
Taken with Olympus.

but check out the clarity of the dslr.
OMGSH I think I hate this stranger already.

this is one of those moments that makes you go
"hey, maybe this isnt so bad after all"

I captured it!!
:)

This super long entry is for my rakan sekampung. Cause you told me you liked my pics :)
Hope these are okay enough.

I know you will be okay.
Just promise to take care. Be good. And carpe diem.

dengan banyaaaaak sayang dari the
aspiring japanese drummist!
(woohoo! rhymes)

wtf who am i kidding, i will never pass as a japanese.

Regarding header: I got annoyed =.= so i decided to go simple. this is so muchhh better :)

Road tripping

A few years ago, I had a very weird dream. And it went like this:

I woke up to the usual annoying ring of my alarm. And out of habit, I snoozed it. It rang again. I shut it off while mentally cursing its existance. Yet, being vaguely aware that if I didnt get my sorry ass off the bed, I did better have a darn good excuse as to why I wasnt already eating my breakfast in the dining room. So I woke. And everything fell into motion after that. I didnt even have to think. In a daze, I went to the toilet. Dressed. Breakfasted. Caught the bus. Went through some old deary perhimpunan. Got herded off to class. Sat down at my seat and stared at the clock overhanging the blackboard. Waiting for time to tick by.

Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick
Said the clock.

And then I woke up. Again, I find myself snoozing the alarm. Then cursing it before going on doing exactly the same thing: the toilet, the dressing, the breakfast, the bus, the perhimpunan, the chair and the clock. This time, I actually saw the teacher come in stony faced.

Then, zap! Suddenly I heard the alarm go off. AGAIN. Of course, I was in bed. AGAIN. and the whole thing just reenacted itself AGAIN. This time, it got as far as the teacher saying that she was going to teach something out of the textbook. A new chapter I think. Not that I'd remember...

Then suddenly I heard a bell going off.
"eh recess so fast already?! No.. maybe its a fire drill. Woohooo no class!" I thought...

before waking up.

This time, what I did was: I snoozed my alarm clock, stared at the ceiling board for the longest time. And asked myself "Is this real this time??" I went as far as pinching myself on the arm. It hurt. Bad idea.

"Okay" I sighed in relief "....so this is the real deal"

Then suddenly, I realised. I felt extremely tired. Really exhausted. And rather infuriated at myself for being blessed with such a malfunctional imagination. One that weaves extremely shitty dreams that causes people to feel tired even after a whole nights' rest.

And as you all can guess, I skipped school that day.
haha. Come on, cut me some slack, I went to school 3 times that day already okay??!
.. in my head.

Why am I telling you this?


Cause I have a nagging feeling that I seem to be going around in circles alot recently. Kinda like that twisted dream I just related to you. Again and again, I find myself doing the same things. Stuck again in the same issues that wont go away. Heck, even the people who fuck up my life are the same. Why though?

I try to pinch myself.
Ouch.

And then I think:
"this IS the real deal."

Shit.

Weekend project

I bought a shirt.
A VERY CHEAP shirt.

I bought a shirt the color of my current eye color
(gray) that has successfully mindfucked alot of people into thinking I am a anak kacukan. lol

I painted gray shirt with happy colors to brainwash myself

I think it worked.
I feel so satisfied.

Especially when my sister said she would buy it if she saw it in a mall.

:)

Malaysia Today

When I saw the cover of today's star, I was rather amused.
But somehow, I think a more appropriate headline would read:

Deputy PM vs Ex-Deputy PM

Cover stories involves a model, explosives, murder, corruption, sex (straight and not so straight) and big ass politicians.

This has the essense of a blockbuster.

...Presenting to you...

Director and writer: Unknown
Genre: Drama, Action, Thriller
Plot: It thickens
Why you should watch this: Everyone loves good controversy

CAST
major roles

DPM Mr Najib and wife Mrs Najib

Ex DPM Mr Anwar Ibrahim
I saw the news yesterday night, this dude is reaaally pissed.
beyooond pissed.

Supporting roles:

Mr P balasubramaniam, private eye.

Mr Saiful bakri (left) and unknown man (right)

Inspector General of Police Mr Musa Hassan
Status: No Comments.

Attorney general Mr Abdul Gani Patail
Status: Missing In Action.

THE critics

PM, Mr Abdullah Badawi
"lagi riuhlah"
"bila semua ini akan berakhir?"

Mr Lim Kit Siang
"DPM, IGP and AG should go on leave"

The one who got harmed in the process of filming

Pretty Ms Altantuya.
Rest in Peace.

The effects:

Also MIA yesterday
Technical error!

Rakyat: Generally, we are quite tulan. Not to mention confused.
But gotta admit, this IS interesting.

*****

Spoilers: There are none. Stay tuned to the tv for the latest developments.

*
END OF REVIEW

Flip Flops and Exploding models.

While the media is happily distracting us from more major underlying issues and all the ali,ah cheong and anand are compulsively engaging themselves in discussion regarding the ketelusan of our administrative system in their local coffee shops and mamaks with furrowed brows and raised voices in attempts to make themselves appear distinctively intellectual, I just feel kinda sad for our country lah.

I mean, if I were an foreigner and I saw this issue on cnn while channel surfing, I'd ask myself, did someone accidentally put last decade's news on?

dejavu.

One goes flip flop and the other is said to be connected to an exploding model.

Gosh what happy horizons we are looking at now.