Mahathir: I will be back.
Abdullah: (ignore)
Chua soi lek: I will be back too.
Chua jui ming: Me too! ^^

**

Anwar: Imma gonna topple the goverment.
Abdullah: I know you bluff me one. Dont wanna friend you.
Anwar: Im serious. Look how serious I am. Come, I show you document can? :)
Abdullah: Aiyo, after ramadhan can? Tak larat lah.

**

Abdullah (to najib): Eh, lets exchange portfolios.
Najib: Okai ^^

**

Raja petra: Police station is my second home.

**

BN MPs: We are going to taiwan.
Pakatan rakyat people: I will follow you....
BN MPs: ..... (runs off to hong kong)
Pakatan rakyat people: (stuck in taiwan because of typhoon) wtf.
BN people: haha! sohai.
Rakyat: You think we all stupid kah? Our goverment sucks, only know how to waste our money.
Angkasawan: Dont look at me =.=''

**

Khir Toyo (to his followers): Teresa asked us to pray softly!! T.T
Goverment: Oo.. racial sentiment=ISA. Teresa kok=racial sentiment. So Teresa kok=ISA
Teresa kok: Wth is all this? I sue!
Karpal Singh: Me too!

**

Ahmad Ismail: Chinese are all settlers!
Sin chew reporter: (reports)
Chinese malaysians: (angry)
Ahmad Ismail: (shows the history books) Its only history. cmon people!
Chinese malaysians: (angrier) apologize!
Ahmad Ismail: No! (merajuk)
Abdullah: Sorry loh. Paiseh.
Najib: Yalah. Sorry loh.
MCA: No, he must apologize.
Ahmad Ismail: No (tears banner)
MCA: APOLOGIZE!
Goverment: okayokay. ahmad ismail, you are grounded for 3 years for being stupid. and sinchew reporter, into ISA you shall go. Three newspapers shall be sent warning letters.
Rakyat: Messengers get shot these days. Next time make sure our kids dont be reporters.

**

Kickthefella: Lets try to be funny and hang the malaysian flag upside down.
Goverment: ISA!!
kickthefella: Me too? T.T
Rakyat: (mutters something that sounds remotely like "waterfish")

Meanwhile:

The minister of Law: Hello? I am the minister of law! How can simply play with ISA one? Byebye! (resigns)
SAPP people: We are breaking up with BN.
KLCI: (jatuh saham)
Price of everything else: (naik saham)
Gaji: (remains constant)
Rakyat: T.T

The drama just keeps getting more interesting. Hm.

As promised here are the continuation of pictures taken from our class trip to cherating/kuantan/genting.

And sorry I think I had typed Kelantan instead of kuantan several posts ago. Yeah I am so blur I get kuantan and kelantan mixed up. Lol. The worst part of it all is that I just realised it.

Opps.

Anyway, on the next day after a massive failure by all to wake up at 4am to catch the sunrise due to erm weather conditions, we packed up and drove ourselves to Kuantan to kidnap visit Mr. key.

After our extremely late chinese new year visitation, we headed off to check into our hotel.


Which is actually a huge bungalow converted into an inn/motel/apartment thingy.But what the heckla it came cheap. Comfortable and clean*. And it had wah lai toi!

Batu Bersurat Teluk Cempedak.

The watchtower.

Like a boulevard right?

Antique benches look so quaint against the backdrop of gray seas

The walkway from the main beach to .. another stretch of beach.

So serene lah.

The waves spared the rocks no mercy.

I will follow you.

I wonder which idiot did this.
In mandarin it means " I love XXXX"
then it was crossed out.

We had this feeling that whoever wrote this broke up with the person he was declaring undying love for wtf.

Pondok-pondoks line the walkway.

I wished I had brought kites.
but then again, they could have suffered the same unfortunate fate as the one above.

A meditating wilson. An amused denis looks on.

Another season of lost.
Starring ying erh.

Seafood!

Came out from the beach drenched. But due to rainwater not seawater. How sad.

That night we had more seafood.
Cause in kuantan, there is nothing but seafood as well.



Fortunately, the food was better than the first day.

:D

#Regarding the elections:
Barisan won. Marginally.
There are many casualties amongst the top guns.
5 states were captured by the opposition colliation.
The biggest blow to the ruling government had seen since independence.

health minister scandal/hindraf/bersih rally/bocor/zakaria/increasing prices/crime rates/the recent mahathir-anwar tape/lingam case
and etc etc

I think the people are tired of it all.
The rakyat has spoken.
They want changes.

I hope things will change for the better.
And that everyone will remember that this is a kerajaan demokrasi berparlimen.

Malaysia, I wish you all the best.

And so I shall blog about politics.

“ Vote for BN, Vote for Malaysia ”shrieked the loud hailer in mandarin as it stopped by my house this very morning, rudely awakening me from deep slumber. And the loud racket went on for half an hour despite all the swearing under my breathe, it just wont stop. The guy did pause for awhile before speaking in broken bahasa melayu though.

Which was damn sad considering that such level of language should be left to be used in the pasar pagi, not on the streets to promote your favourite party.

Besides I think the motto is damn corny. Hello? Vote for Malaysia? Such an insult to our inteligence wtf. And since when BN=Malaysia? I think we are capable of thinking on our own thank you very much.

But then again, from little kids, we were taught, again and again, that controversy is bad. And avoid it all all costs we must. Again and again we are blackmailed with the May 13 incident.

Dont break the status quo, dont ask questions. Controversy is bad, stay away at all costs.

If not, three letters for you: ISA
Whee. Thats liberty for you.

And they wonder why youth dont seem to take a healthy interest in politics. Unless of course another minister decides the mess up again lah. ahem.

Sad. Sad. Sad.