Friday, September 19, 2008
Malaysia recently
because it is suddenly cool to discuss politics.
Mahathir: I will be back.
Abdullah: (ignore)
Chua soi lek: I will be back too.
Chua jui ming: Me too! ^^
**
Anwar: Imma gonna topple the goverment.
Abdullah: I know you bluff me one. Dont wanna friend you.
Anwar: Im serious. Look how serious I am. Come, I show you document can? :)
Abdullah: Aiyo, after ramadhan can? Tak larat lah.
**
Abdullah (to najib): Eh, lets exchange portfolios.
Najib: Okai ^^
**
Raja petra: Police station is my second home.
**
BN MPs: We are going to taiwan.
Pakatan rakyat people: I will follow you....
BN MPs: ..... (runs off to hong kong)
Pakatan rakyat people: (stuck in taiwan because of typhoon) wtf.
BN people: haha! sohai.
Rakyat: You think we all stupid kah? Our goverment sucks, only know how to waste our money.
Angkasawan: Dont look at me =.=''
**
Khir Toyo (to his followers): Teresa asked us to pray softly!! T.T
Goverment: Oo.. racial sentiment=ISA. Teresa kok=racial sentiment. So Teresa kok=ISA
Teresa kok: Wth is all this? I sue!
Karpal Singh: Me too!
**
Ahmad Ismail: Chinese are all settlers!
Sin chew reporter: (reports)
Chinese malaysians: (angry)
Ahmad Ismail: (shows the history books) Its only history. cmon people!
Chinese malaysians: (angrier) apologize!
Ahmad Ismail: No! (merajuk)
Abdullah: Sorry loh. Paiseh.
Najib: Yalah. Sorry loh.
MCA: No, he must apologize.
Ahmad Ismail: No (tears banner)
MCA: APOLOGIZE!
Goverment: okayokay. ahmad ismail, you are grounded for 3 years for being stupid. and sinchew reporter, into ISA you shall go. Three newspapers shall be sent warning letters.
Rakyat: Messengers get shot these days. Next time make sure our kids dont be reporters.
**
Kickthefella: Lets try to be funny and hang the malaysian flag upside down.
Goverment: ISA!!
kickthefella: Me too? T.T
Rakyat: (mutters something that sounds remotely like "waterfish")
Meanwhile:
The minister of Law: Hello? I am the minister of law! How can simply play with ISA one? Byebye! (resigns)
SAPP people: We are breaking up with BN.
KLCI: (jatuh saham)
Price of everything else: (naik saham)
Gaji: (remains constant)
Rakyat: T.T
The drama just keeps getting more interesting. Hm.
Abdullah: (ignore)
Chua soi lek: I will be back too.
Chua jui ming: Me too! ^^
**
Anwar: Imma gonna topple the goverment.
Abdullah: I know you bluff me one. Dont wanna friend you.
Anwar: Im serious. Look how serious I am. Come, I show you document can? :)
Abdullah: Aiyo, after ramadhan can? Tak larat lah.
**
Abdullah (to najib): Eh, lets exchange portfolios.
Najib: Okai ^^
**
Raja petra: Police station is my second home.
**
BN MPs: We are going to taiwan.
Pakatan rakyat people: I will follow you....
BN MPs: ..... (runs off to hong kong)
Pakatan rakyat people: (stuck in taiwan because of typhoon) wtf.
BN people: haha! sohai.
Rakyat: You think we all stupid kah? Our goverment sucks, only know how to waste our money.
Angkasawan: Dont look at me =.=''
**
Khir Toyo (to his followers): Teresa asked us to pray softly!! T.T
Goverment: Oo.. racial sentiment=ISA. Teresa kok=racial sentiment. So Teresa kok=ISA
Teresa kok: Wth is all this? I sue!
Karpal Singh: Me too!
**
Ahmad Ismail: Chinese are all settlers!
Sin chew reporter: (reports)
Chinese malaysians: (angry)
Ahmad Ismail: (shows the history books) Its only history. cmon people!
Chinese malaysians: (angrier) apologize!
Ahmad Ismail: No! (merajuk)
Abdullah: Sorry loh. Paiseh.
Najib: Yalah. Sorry loh.
MCA: No, he must apologize.
Ahmad Ismail: No (tears banner)
MCA: APOLOGIZE!
Goverment: okayokay. ahmad ismail, you are grounded for 3 years for being stupid. and sinchew reporter, into ISA you shall go. Three newspapers shall be sent warning letters.
Rakyat: Messengers get shot these days. Next time make sure our kids dont be reporters.
**
Kickthefella: Lets try to be funny and hang the malaysian flag upside down.
Goverment: ISA!!
kickthefella: Me too? T.T
Rakyat: (mutters something that sounds remotely like "waterfish")
Meanwhile:
The minister of Law: Hello? I am the minister of law! How can simply play with ISA one? Byebye! (resigns)
SAPP people: We are breaking up with BN.
KLCI: (jatuh saham)
Price of everything else: (naik saham)
Gaji: (remains constant)
Rakyat: T.T
The drama just keeps getting more interesting. Hm.
posted by hiddenmcky at 2:35 PM
3 Comments:
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
damn you woman how can you make something so menyedihkan sound so hilarious!
Not all Malaysian politicians and leaders are corrupt, power-abusive and/or of low intelligence. But damn, the ones who are, can really make us citizens feel so ashamed to be part of this country, led by an elite group of corrupted and childish dumnos who spit on their own religion's originally good and honourable intentions.
> well... if you look at it in another way :P
>> well put. i also do believe that some of them are sincere in their actions. but really, the recent happenings have been rather disturbing...
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