How: The PAS people, who else can be capable of such nonsense.
Why: Too sexy.

What?!

Comments: Seriouslylah, dont these people have other more um. important things to do? Like..RUN A COUNTRY? Fight corruption? Salvage our education system?

The top reason why I think Malaysia masih boleh: Because lee chong wei got silver in the olympics.

And you know whats ironic?

While Mr Lee was trying so hard to bring some glory to our humble bolehland, some silly people are holding banners and protesting against how unfair it is to let other kinds of people akin to Mr Lee into their holy university.

Shame on you people.
Keep Thy Holy Property, we see no need to stepth forth into it.

Bloody university teknologi mundur.
(credit: www.darnmalaysia.com)

You know what, they can continue to wrap their birds in sarongs and joget in nightclubs til kingdom come. While tradition is important, acceptance of changes is vital. And you know what they say about the theory of evolution: Those species that cant adapt will dwindle and eventually cease to exist. Extinction doesnt sound fun really.

Oh well.

Malaysia boleh!!!!

My prediction: Milo drinkers will soon find themselves staring at Mr Lee's triumphant face on their milo tins every morning. Vair vair inspiring stuff. Mr Lee Milo tins.

Just the other day I had an old classmate who typed: BF wanted!! on her msn message. It really was brave. and hilarious. And really out of ordinary. Though really I dont think she had gotten the response she wanted. I mean, what do you expect people to do? Nudge you and say "pick me pick me pleeease pick me"

highly unlikely. Unless you are ambergoddamngorgeouschia. or jenifferohlookatmyasslopez.

It got me thinking, really. Its like suddenly everyone around me is getting attached or talking about getting attached or just killing themselves from the effort of trying to get attached.

Not to say anything, but I am really happy for those people who are really sincerely kepala over kaki over each other it seems almost fairy tale-like minus the corniness and random breaking into songs-ness. But there are some people who I shall not mention who I seriously question as to what their actual motives are.

Take for example: Here are some of the things I have heard before
"fat girls are easier cause they lack confidence"
"get a stupid gf, easier to manipulate"
"get a rich bf, preferably one who is already working, so he can pay for everything.'

Now if these statements are said in a happy-sing-song way which gives me the impression that the person is joking, I wouldnt have been so shocked. But believe me when they are said seriously, in a worldly tone as if they were divulging some sort of ancient wisdom ala kama sutra.

Like. What. The. Hell.

But then again, maybe I have been OD-ing too much on disney cartoons in my childhood that I am kinda oblivious to certain ugly realities which walt disney old man wouldnt want little minds to understand.

Think of all the possibilities.

Can you imagine sleeping beauty sleeping with random wrinkly old kings because size matters? The size of their phallus palace.

Or snow white waking up with a hangover one day only to find herself among seven naked dwarves? Heigh Ho. Heigh Ho. (Its a song sung by the dwarves, really! go google it)

Or rapunzel getting sick of random weird men asking her if they could hump her hair she decided to shave it all off and be a nun.

Or perhaps ariel's people are actually the byproduct of horny people and dolphins.

But then again I wonder, if disney were to incorporate real world issues into their cartoons and expose them to young minds, would things have been different?

Hmm. Despite my rare efforts to hide my random dirty mindedness and my slightly unusual way of looking at matters, I actually do find myself more saner than alot of people out there.

Which goes to say, with all due respect dear sirs and madams, I am a good kid who dont smoke. I drink but I have always taken great care to never get drunk. I know gay people but I think I am okay. Heck I am so good I havent even stepped into a club before okay.

Not to say I am proud of it and think myself as a superior being. LOL. And then take on an almost martyr-like disdain to other people's habits. Everyone's entitled to their opinions and beliefs after all. Who am I to preach?

But neither I am ashamed. But sometimes I wonder, if the level of ones maturity is measured based on how many times they get drunk, or get shagged, or by having such a great number of flings that they run out of toes and fingers to keep track of them, then I'd say that alot of people need serious therapy.