Pre and Post-Examinal syndroms
As seen from picture above.

Pre examinal syndroms has always been vastly defined. However, to date, the most accurate discription of pre examinal syndroms has to come from a dear friend called aimee lee.

Syndroms include:

1)Feeling Ugly
2)Feeling constipated
3)Loss/increase in appetite
4)Loss of sleep


Now, since exams are over, lets try to discuss the after effects of exams.

Effects include:

Phrase one:
This preliminary stage causes sudden feelings of liberation which might cause people to run around and scream happily with silly grins on their faces. No amount of bad news can probably stop all the positive energy a post exam person has. This greatly annoys the unfortunate people who are still taking their exams. Blogger confesses that she hates happy people during exam week. Cause they make her feel more miserable in comparison. But all is well after exam week!

The next step to identifying post exam syndrom is to check their msn nickname. Automatically their nicknames will change from "streessss!! EXAM! diewthwtfdeng!" to "Merdeka!".

The next thing post exam students do is to OD(overdose) in eating and sleeping, organize shop-a-thon trips to shopping malls, run around watching stupid movies which will cause much regret in the near future and if they are rich enough they organize trips to genting in hords.

Besides that they will suddenly feel extremely vain to make up for all the time feeling ugly during the exams.

Following images are evidence to support professor mickey's theory of post examinal syndrom. Those who have weak hearts are discouraged from viewing images as they might be highly sensitive and rather disturbing insights of a post examinal student.


Meet Qiqi. (I do not know her)


Currently I have a fasination with taking pictures of mirrors, which explains the first picture (my favourite) This one shows Sarius being vain.


Baby Shopping in Madam Kuan's, Mid Valley?
Ps: Try their Nasi Bojari. Heavenly!


I should charge people for camwhoring with my phone. I really should. Vyonne's turn to be vain. Happy is no where to be seen.


Qiqi again. (I swear I do not know her! She keeps stalking me!)

Second Stage
After all the lepaking and the over splurging way, one starts to repend and tries to control themselves from going out too much. They will probably find something cheaper to do at home like knitting or watching their potted plants grow or they can indulge in throwing sheep at people in facebook eh sign up la wei damn fun ok? or taking vain lala potraits of themselves to post on friendster.

or they can find a job. duh.

More disturbing pictures. This time it is worse. People with weak hearts who have made it so far, please turn back for the sake of yourselves. This is not worth risking your life for.


A rose by any other name smells just as sweet. I love this picture. Sarius probably counting how much honey/or money she consumed that day.. hmm (Honey freak). Taken in Madam Kuan's who serves plain water with strawberries. like wtheck?


My part time job pays me to poke people on facebook =) The guy in the picture is Ah Choi sitting in a nice showroom..


CuT3 0r n0T? PlZ Le@v3 c0Mm3nT MuaxXxX <3 <3

haha wtf I! this is a combination of boredom + camera + curiosity of how I'd look if I posed lala-ish + some pretty hardcore photoshop.

Ps: I am not lala.
besides,my peace sign look unbelievably like ________ haha.


To regain whats left of my reputation and dignity back, here's a normal vain self potrait!

Stage three
After doing everything above, people start feeling bored and decide to head back home where the bed is warmer, the people are family and the food is better.

Home is where the heart is.
and a family is what makes a home.
although they make you feel shitty sometimes.
you can always rest assure they'll always be there for you.


I think I hear Chris Daughtry singing 'home' in the background. Thanks wen li for fetching me home!


oh yeah! Sam says 'hi'!!

Labels: amusing, coursemates, happenings, holidays, random, semester break

Let the shroud of secrecy be revealed!

After all those years of waiting.
After all the movies (which, in my opinion, failed horribly. AGAIN and AGAIN).
After all the hype.
All the curiousity and wild guesses.

FINALLY, harry potter 7 is out!!!!

My sister and mom (who was so great to wake up so early on a saturday) woke up at the ungodly hour of 6.30 am so that they could buy the latest book at Tesco. such sacrifice! such impatience!

I on the other hand, slept til 12pm. haha, I am such a blood traitor.

Upon picking up the book, feeling its smooth shiny hard cover and feeling the weight of its thickness on the face of my palm, I felt strangely sad. Yes, sad. But delighted as well at the prospect of finally knowly what will happen to our hero. And slightly scared that he will suffer the fate which many had predicted.

Harry Potter. He has an extremely fond place in my heart since primary six. Amist the hype of the release of the four book, my dad decided to get me one. It was rather unfortunate that after obtaining the book, my mom hid it away as I had UPSR trails to attend to. Unknown to her, I secretly found the book and stole it away, reading it instead of practicing my hanyupinyin and finishing it within four days.

When she finally presented the book to me after my trails, I told her "I have read it already". She was very wtf-ed.

Before I read about harry's little adventures, I have had enid blyton and nancy drew to keep me contended. And of course, whichever random book which I took to fancy. Since I could string a sentence properly, I was drawn to books, to words, to stories and adventures waiting to be discovered within pages.

At a certain point, my liking of harry turned into a mild obcession, with me collecting everything and anything related to it. Pictures, newspaper cutting, chocolate frogs, posters, trading cards. You name it, and I bet I'd have it. Damn, thanks to harry, I even dabbled into web designing, creating a fansite dedicated to him at geocities when I was 13. hahaha.. omg I cant believe how silly I was back then

Alot of people msn-ed me when I went online msn today with the message bought harry potter 7 liao. harry dont die!. They asked me how was the story, and most importantly, who DIED.

Book seven reveals alot of history.
of hidden skeletons in closets and regrets.
of unreturned affection and love.
of unrelenting faith in others.
of valour and courage.
of learning to trust upon your instincts and be free to make your decisions.

The cover isnt pretty and yeah it might be draggy at parts. And perhaps slightly predictable and little cheesy at the end. Many died. Most survived. A child was left orphaned. Yet, it managed to hold a punch which we all needed after the half blood prince.

Some of us grew up with pokemon and digimon. Some grew up with power rangers. Some grew up with doremon. I'd like to think I grew up with harry.

Labels: books, happenings

Tarcians have talent,beauty.. and Jack Separuh!
A very damn panjang post. Goodness gracious.

Everyone has a mission, a goal, a target.. for every single thing in life. Of course, it varies with every person. Some people strive for long term goals, some for short ones. Some are just bloody unrealistic to the point that they can be regarded as full fledge hallucinations bless them. Thankfully, most of the people I know are perfectly grounded.

Anyway, the point is: We must have a direction in life.
After all, if Mat rempits can reform, head off to the hometown of santa and (somehow)make some politicians proud, we start questioning ourselves "whats impossible?"

Anyhow, one of my short term goals for this semester is to attend the Talentine Night AND Orientation Odessy. AND of course, score well la Tsk Tsk. I came to college to study you know?

And yeah, I achieved my goal okay? Damn proud la wei! Not everyone can manage to watch BOTH during their junior year and senior year okay?


Last year's tickets. I had a VIP ticket for goodness sake. And it had the word parent written on it... -.-'

So how did this years's event flair?

The crowd
Or more appropriately, "where IS the crowd?" Last year's events was so fully packed that there was no place left for people to sit. As a result, some people at the back had to stand for four hours for Talent Nite 2006. Fortunately, me having a VIP seat had the priviledge of having my butt firmly planted on the seat during the whole show. Nevertheless, I went home abit deaf. Partly from the speakers beside me and the screaming people behind me.

It is weird that everyone was complaining about the lack of tickets when during the actual event, there were empty seats to be filled.


The lighting and sound
Talent Nite this year boosts one of the best lighting and sound system I had seen in a college organized event. Very bloody professional if you ask me. However, Orientation Nite's was... erm lacking in standard.

The Talent and Beauties
Talent Nite this year was not short in Talent this year. Neither was last year's. One of the more memorable performances had to be the pair that played maxim's Bumblebee with a chinese traditional intrument called Yang Qing. Amazing, that one.

There was also a very very artsy but rather cute contemporary dance by these bunch of Kuantan girls clad in Japanese costume. I suppose there is a hidden message behind the dance. Yet, being a dungu di bawah tempurung I cant really understand its meaning. Anyway, the dance was pretty. And it was refreshing after all the hip hop dances.

The beauties for this year's orientation is... acceptable. The girls all very pretty. But short. Most of them being around 155 cm only. The guys on the other hand, were all super super tall. The shortest was like 175cm? Goodness gracious. Some people complain that most of the guy contestants werent good looking enough, just tall.



The Emcees
As usual, for such college level activities, our college's famous emcee, Samson, will always have a hand in hosting the event.

For this year's Talent Nite, he had a smaller part in hosting as they had a new category of talent for emceeing. He only appear a short while dressed as Jack Separuh.

The winning emcees were invited to host OO nite. Its pretty ironic that all three emcees are of the three main races of our country. Faizal is malay, Amanda is chinese and Samson is Indian. So ngam

The dressing
The dress code to both the events are formal. Meaning, girls are required to run around in dresses and sissy shoes while guys can get to strut around in leather shoes and bowties.

Last year's events security was so terrible that even people who dressed ala lala or worst, I even saw someone who wore tarc t-shirt and jeans! walao. Bet that siao kia dunno how to read. Thankfully, this year they didnt simply admit people.

As usual, my housemates did some camwhoring after being decked in formal wear. Vain people Aduhai. we tahaned until four am la wei just taking pictures. Maybe steamboat makes people more vainer. Go figure.

I wont kill your eyeballs with all the pictures. So here is one of the nicer one la. Albeit a bit blur.



Its 5 am and I havent slept yet. And i have class at 8am. Meaning that I will simply just 'float' to class instead of walking.

Remind me how to spell the F word?

Labels: college, happenings

Securing our safety? SERIOUSLY?
When the pagar makan padi, what can we do?

Yesterday while eating dinner with friends, I was told that a tarcian was nearly raped several days ago. If the story wasnt dramatic enough, oh behold, the person who wanted to rape her was the TAR college's SECURITY GUARD!!!

YALAH. SECURITY GUARD.
As in the one who is supposed to be PROTECTING the students from terrorist, suicide bombers, robbers, crazy loonies and YES, RAPISTS??!

Read this or forever rot in hell.

Nia Sing! Since when did it state in their employment contracts that part of their task is to walk around and pervertly stare at pretty students, get horny, start getting ideas and then then attempt to RAPE A STUDENT?

So what if the security guard is reportly a young one, I heard he is just 18 years old. But still, being young have having high levels of hormons do not make raping legal!! And although robbie william said before that "there is enough blood for blood to flow into a men's brain. And to a man's penis. But there is not enough blood to flow to BOTH at a same time", you do not need to heed his advice.For goodness sake, safe some blood to flow to your brain when the urge kicks in dammit.

Good thing the student managed to escape. However, now everyone is paranoid about this. Its bad enough we are having tests and most of us are on the verge of going nuts and then THIS?!

Just imagine:
How was your day?
Fine, no big. I had a test and I think I flunked.
Anything else?
Oh yeah, I was nearly raped.

Fuck la wei.

I am freaking pissed. How wrong can the whole situation get?

The security guard. He acted in a moment of lust.
What will he get in return? Maybe 20 or 30 years in jail?

The student. She was just innocently going back home after surviving an exam.
What did she get in return? A lifetime of paranoia and mental trauma.

Is this worth it? God gave us a brain to use. Why arent most people using it for the better of mankind?

Instead they let their dicks control their brain.

So please guys, learn to multitask. Always make sure there's always enough blood flowing to your brain.

TArcians,be careful and take care.
Although I believe that when its time for you to die, ITS TIME. But still, please be careful.

Labels: college, happenings, opinion

Cha Cha Cha anyone?

Latin dance. It is beautiful,quick paced, graceful, elegant and rather sexy. My relatives on my father's side are great supporters of the art. Damn, I even have uncles and aunties going for state level competitions in the past. My granddad was a good dancer himself. His favourite was the tango and chacha

Amazing no?
Unfortunately, I do not inherit the dancing genes.

Subject: mei kay
dancing mode: kayu

Anyway, I still couldnt resist the urge to learn a few basic steps when my classmates told me that I could learn it for FREE at menara alpha at wangsa maju on wednesday nights.

Location: Menara Alpha basement, wangsa maju
Time: 8.00 to 10.30 pm
Intructors: Ah Chua and this pretty girl. Forgot what is her name.

How did this started? Well, Ah Chua and the pretty girl (who are actually students of ktar and Utar respectively) are dancing partners were brought together by the love of dancing. So yeah, according to the girl they started practicing at the basement with some of their friends. Who then brought friends along to practice. And yeah, the whole thing kept repeating itself and in the end, they ended up teaching strangers.

Talk about one thing leading to another.

They are pretty amazing people as well. Ah Chua, who is studying Mechanical Engineering, practicises wushu and kungfu as well. Damn, he represented Sarawak one wei!! And to top it off, he is the assistant programme coordinator for the upcoming Talentine Night. He is not human.

The girl pulak studies CHEMISTRY AND BIOLOGY of all things! Oh-my-god.

Although the lessons are currently free due to the fact that they havent reached the silver and gold cert yet, they might plan to charge a fee in the future. Not much, perhaps just 5 bucks per person for a month. And if the response from the tarc hostel and tbr area is good, they might open a class in dkabe there. So you dont have mirrors like some dance studios where you can correct yourself, you can just learn the some steps and practice it at home later.

And yeah, the instructors are so nice despite they are teaching all the kayus for free. Talk about passion.

For those kayu who dont want to remain kayu-s anymore,please head over to menara alpha. next semester lessons start on the 6th June, wednesday.

For those who are good already, head over as well as they are looking for people to perform for the upcoming Talentine night.

If keh poh, also can head over.

Its pretty amazing that in these material world, such acts done by students in the name of passion and interest is as rare as finding a police officer that does not accept bribes. As rare as a pengetua that does not give boring long winded speeches.

Just so bloody rare.

Labels: happenings