Sunday, September 23, 2007
Pre and Post-Examinal syndroms
As seen from picture above.
Pre examinal syndroms has always been vastly defined. However, to date, the most accurate discription of pre examinal syndroms has to come from a dear friend called aimee lee.
Syndroms include:
1)Feeling Ugly
2)Feeling constipated
3)Loss/increase in appetite
4)Loss of sleep
Now, since exams are over, lets try to discuss the after effects of exams.
Effects include:
Phrase one:
This preliminary stage causes sudden feelings of liberation which might cause people to run around and scream happily with silly grins on their faces. No amount of bad news can probably stop all the positive energy a post exam person has. This greatly annoys the unfortunate people who are still taking their exams. Blogger confesses that she hates happy people during exam week. Cause they make her feel more miserable in comparison. But all is well after exam week!
The next step to identifying post exam syndrom is to check their msn nickname. Automatically their nicknames will change from "streessss!! EXAM! diewthwtfdeng!" to "Merdeka!".
The next thing post exam students do is to OD(overdose) in eating and sleeping, organize shop-a-thon trips to shopping malls, run around watching stupid movies which will cause much regret in the near future and if they are rich enough they organize trips to genting in hords.
Besides that they will suddenly feel extremely vain to make up for all the time feeling ugly during the exams.
Following images are evidence to support professor mickey's theory of post examinal syndrom. Those who have weak hearts are discouraged from viewing images as they might be highly sensitive and rather disturbing insights of a post examinal student.
Meet Qiqi. (I do not know her)
Currently I have a fasination with taking pictures of mirrors, which explains the first picture (my favourite) This one shows Sarius being vain.
Baby Shopping in Madam Kuan's, Mid Valley?
Ps: Try their Nasi Bojari. Heavenly!
I should charge people for camwhoring with my phone. I really should. Vyonne's turn to be vain. Happy is no where to be seen.
Qiqi again. (I swear I do not know her! She keeps stalking me!)
Second Stage
After all the lepaking and the over splurging way, one starts to repend and tries to control themselves from going out too much. They will probably find something cheaper to do at home like knitting or watching their potted plants grow or they can indulge in throwing sheep at people in facebook eh sign up la wei damn fun ok? or taking vain lala potraits of themselves to post on friendster.
or they can find a job. duh.
More disturbing pictures. This time it is worse. People with weak hearts who have made it so far, please turn back for the sake of yourselves. This is not worth risking your life for.
A rose by any other name smells just as sweet. I love this picture. Sarius probably counting how much honey/or money she consumed that day.. hmm (Honey freak). Taken in Madam Kuan's who serves plain water with strawberries. like wtheck?
My part time job pays me to poke people on facebook =) The guy in the picture is Ah Choi sitting in a nice showroom..
CuT3 0r n0T? PlZ Le@v3 c0Mm3nT MuaxXxX <3 <3
haha wtf I! this is a combination of boredom + camera + curiosity of how I'd look if I posed lala-ish + some pretty hardcore photoshop.
Ps: I am not lala.
besides,my peace sign look unbelievably like ________ haha.
To regain whats left of my reputation and dignity back, here's a normal vain self potrait!
Stage three
After doing everything above, people start feeling bored and decide to head back home where the bed is warmer, the people are family and the food is better.
Home is where the heart is.
and a family is what makes a home.
although they make you feel shitty sometimes.
you can always rest assure they'll always be there for you.
I think I hear Chris Daughtry singing 'home' in the background. Thanks wen li for fetching me home!
oh yeah! Sam says 'hi'!!
Labels: amusing, coursemates, happenings, holidays, random, semester break
posted by hiddenmcky at 2:51 AM
10 Comments:
*waves back to sam*
eh your camwhore friend's pink dress is gorgeous! where did she try it on. cantik betul ler. and your earrings in that vain self portrait (DEFINITELY NOT THE LALA ONE)are very pretty too, dari mana punya?
funny you should mention this cuz i dont think i had "post exams syndrome la" cuz end of trials just amplifies the truth that stpm's just getting fucking near. i only celebrated by sleeping. HAHA!
ah well. when stpm's over and done with you shall witness insanely scary evidence of said syndrome. the future does not look safe anymore.
Sad lo...
Go shopping also din call me..
:'(
Qiqi pose very YENG...
the 1st pic..
Yee mun wear the dress not bad leh..
She should wear more that kind of dress..
walau.. it seems damm fun u all out wo...
yalo.. so pretty la vyonne.. so did she buy the skirt? damm nice la..
Choi so very innocent la.. let u take her picture like that..
next time i should b more carefull whn b wif u liao... coz u jus like "Gao zai dui" jus take ppl picts whithout ppl notise 1.. hohohoho
aim> *sam waves back (they should add this as an aplication in facebook)
funnily i remember the pice of the dress- RM179.9 but I dont remember the shop name. Wtheck. But I do remember the location of it. Somewhere near mcky or mng there..
the earrings costs RM2.50 each. haha! So I have three of them in different colors =)
after stpm, call me out lepak and I can do further documentation on said syndroms!
jolene> eh hey I we asked you mah. Ish. Monkey has bad memories. TSK TSK.
ps: you suggest yee mun wear dress to lecture meh? then she'll be the yeng-est already in our course!
eh friday. Ice skating?
Yan Shan> Yvonne didnt buy. But she add to her list to buy already. haha bring mother along=mother pays =p
eh apa la kao zai dui. They know I take the pictures. Well, except for Choi's pic lah... ngek
ps: choi is a HE la. haha! so bad la you. =p
ei i mean choi sou la... so its SHE la... sakai.... u c properly...
i write less 1 "u" only la... its choi soU!!!!
n my english not that bad la...
haha! eh I dont correct people's grammar ok? I find it very rude. Unless they ask me to correct then another thing lah.
choi so very inoocent
and choi sou very innocent
different meaning la!~
sorry loh sakai dai lou.
ps: yan shan
I thought you made a typo wert. she instead of he.
sorry loh if u angry
no angry la... Sakai dai jie...
jus trying to saving myself from being get laugh by others ma... LOL
but i think u will understand de...
how could i write a "SO" infront of "very" of coz that oso a name ma... LOL...
U sound so angry LO... LOL..
soey la sakai dai jie....
haha! how can i be angry with my dearest penguin =p
Aiyok, sleepy already but can't tahan not commenting on this... especially after the LALA pic! OMG, so realistic! But that's until i saw your peace sign XD. BTW, you have very nice BIG eyes.
Normal vain self picture = NICE! LURVE LURVE LURVE XD *kena tembak again*
You know what's worse than happy people who finished their exams before you did? Happy people who are taking exams the same time as you! BUGGERS!
MSN Messenger? During exams, it shouldn't even exist anymore. Even turning on the computer is a big nono. Just being close by makes me want to touch it for no reason whatsoever (Eeee, sounds so dirty). "Studying... on the computer" :P
Besides being highly disturbing/sensitive, you missed out "May cause death due to laughter". No, actually that's just for the lala pic. Oh, and the comments above contributed to that too. The whole he/she, so/sou affair.
Can i have a part time job (i almost wrote 'joke'. STILL laughing) like that too? I promise to throw and poke extra hard. I'll even fluff the sheeps!
I can't tahan ties... i wonder how Sam feels. Hi Sam! *kena gigit*
p.s. I feel ugly most of the time. And constipated.
p.s.p.s. People are warmer, food is family and bed is better. True true.
p.s.p.s.p.s. Madam Kuan's Babies!
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