Birthdays,4d and casinos

Warning: This post is very random that it would appear that the blogger has suffered a terrible blow to her head prior to typing this. Or had taken some Blue Magic** beforehand.

** Go watch American Gangsters. You will understand what I am talking about. Superb movie btw. Frank Lucas, you cant help but fear and admire him.**

Random: About Casinos

Lol. this is so random but you know, since chinese new year is coming and we are all turning in people in our twenties, I thought I'd want to share some of the casino ethics ith everyone.

FYI I got my inspiration sometime ago when I managed to sneak in. Didnt dare try all these out.. for obvious reasons.

If you have any suggestions, please add on :D

Mei Kay's things to do in a casino
1. Stand behind a person making big bets and sigh heavily (haiihhhh yo)
2. Stand behind a person making big bets and go "tsk tsk" while giving him dissaproving stares. Optional: You can change it to chanting "seiah seiah" (cantonese for die ah) like a mantra.
3. Stand opposite the person making big bets and shake your head sadly (in an almost sympathetic way) to the person next to you, preferably an accomplice.
4. Each time the person flips open to reveal his or her card, you gasp and act surprised.
5. In the game of roullete or any game which requires the person to choose a number, say "aiyo" each time the uncle chooses a number.
6. Stand near the uncle and suddenly go "fatt ah!". For best results, time it at inappropriate moments so that they will drop their cards in shock.
7.When they win, grab them and hug them while jumping up and down madly shouting congratulations as if they won the toto mega sweep wtf.
8. Wear all black and tell the peopl that you just came back from your grandmother's funeral.

Random: About Birthdays and 4d
On my birthday, since I was so lucky for continuously having to go through economics tests for both years, I jokingly told my mom to buy the code number for my economics paper : 3300.

She didnt.
and then later at night, she was really mad with herself cause it came out.
third price somemore. haha. if pau lah.
according to magnum4d.com wtf.

this is the third time already this has happened in a year.
one time i told my mom to buy that number I liked so much from my hospital appointment.
came out next day.
another time I told her to buy my ic number
it came out in 5d the next week.

sad thing is that she only listen to me once nya.
and no it wasnt the 5d one :(

Now my mom thinks I am superlucky and keeps asking me to churn out numbers for her to buy. wtf.

I asked her "Do I look like choy sun to you?"
She retorted with "If win got commission one wor."
To which I retaliated "I dont want commission. I want share. 60-40"

Seems appropriate for me to ask for share. Considering I AM a business student.

Ps: Sorry for the very ah lian post. hahaha I cant believed I blogged about 4d lah.

Additional note:
Oh yeah, happy holidays people!
and for the people who wished me birthday in any form and manner, thank you!
Especially to those people who were so sweet to wish me punctually at 12 am.

Unfortunately I didnt punctually thank them.
Testimonial of what a lousy person I am.

and angelin for her her bday dedicated post to me.
You know you can hold my hand anytime :D

Anyway, as long as you wished me I sayang you people.
Even if you didnt wish me, but treat me nicely during the rest of the 364 days, you're forgiven.

Such a forgiving person I am wtf.



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