2.Why some people wear sunglasses indoors/when its raining/indoors and when its raining.
No elaboration needed lah. We all know its just so weird and redundant. Unless you are blind or have conjunctivitis.

3.Why the goverment wants to send more people into space.
Hello. Everything is going up. Rice, petrol, oil, tol, char kuay teow, even roti canai! And I just saw on tv that they are planning to send another fellow up. -.-''

Okay, lets give them some credit. Not all things are going up. There are things which are going down. Like the stock exchange wtf.

4.Why some girls can wear make up and blow their hair to class everyday.
I had this classmate called sally who used to dress up everyday. Make up, nice clothes, heels, earrings.. you know, the works. Even if we have 2 hour classes she will always dress up. I had always sat behind her and stared at her beautifully blown hair wondering what time she wakes up everyday. Especially for those 8 am classes.

5.Why the incredible hulk's clothes will get torn up each time he transforms but his pants wont.
"why your thinking so wrong one?!" Is the usual response I get when I ask this question. But come on lah, dont you ever wonder why! Some people have suggested that he wears elastic pants that can stretccchh.

fair point. But dont elastic pants become loose when you force them to stretch and thus they will become so huge for the poor guy that when he transform back....it'll just drop off =PP

hahahaha I am so sick sometimes.

6.Why some guys use the hot pink motorola Razr handphone.
Its so wrong cause it spells G.A.Y all over it. Add a cute assesory (like a pig/teddy bear) and woila!

You have officially said goodbye to your manhood.


7.Why some people wear pants with words all over the butt area and take offence when they notice you staring at their butt.

Hello, it has WORDS. What am i suppose to do but to read it? J-U-I-C-Y

If you dont like people reading things off your butt, please buy normal pants. You know, the ones without any words on it.


8.Why girls would wanna join the bachelor.

I hate to admit this, but I watched the bachelor in morbid fascination for half an hour. Then after that all of a sudden I felt extremely shallow and perhaps even a little sad for humanity.

One guy. Twenty four girls. ALL of them competing for that ONE GUY. All in the name of what? Love, they say. HMMPH.

You know what, I feel pity for the girls. They make a fool of themselves in front of national television.. all in the name of what? A little fame and recognition. And perhaps a few thousand bucks.

As for the guy, I'd say he'd better pray hard that all the other dudes dont come chasing him with knives. With one thought on their mind: "castrate him! And feed it to the poodles! muahaha!"

As for the whole show, I think it is just a sad testimonial as to how shallow people view love now.

"why make someone a priority when they make you an option?" Wise words that come to mind right now. Its true. haiih.

9.Why people in movies wake up with make up.

Its obvious. Its there. Its make up. People normally dont wear make up to sleep unless they want to get skin cancer and die young.

10.How can people in lost look so good despite being stranded on the island for a few seasons.
Come on, who do they think they are kidding? We all know the effects. We have watched survivor you know.

And they look like THIS.

AND THE SEASON HAVENT ENDED!

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