Labels: nonsense, random, rants

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2.People who speak in weird weird weird weird accents.
Yup, I am talking about people who speak in weird accents that sounds like a mixture of aussie, american, british and um.. italian. Stop. BEing. So. affected. And. Look. In. The. Mirror. You are asian.

3.Vain men.
Sorry. I cant stand guys who stare in the mirror more than me. Or take baths longer than me. Or make up. Its just doesnt make sense does it?

4.Girls who act vulnerable and stupid so that guys will do stupid things for them.
I've elaborated on this before. We are living in the 21 century come on.

5.HOT aunties.
Some aunties just dont dress their age. Short pants, spaghetti straps and blond hair is not cool when you are 50 and wrinkly. Dont be a Janice Dickinson.

Ugh. Fifty-something year old nunga-nunga(s).

6.Horrible kids
Some kids are so cute they just make you wanna pinch them until their cheeks are red like tomatoes. Like that kid in the Ikea commercial. "He's not getting enough sleep". So damn fucking cute. But some are so.. naughty that you just wanna tie them to a chair and push them off a cliff. Once, there was this kid who kept kicking my foot for almost half an hour in the ktm until I cannot take it anymore and moved away. Manatau, the kid followed me and continued kicking. WTF!!! T.T

7.People who just cant shut up.
Actually I have high tolerance for noisy people. But there exist some very exceptional people.

8.When people talk to me too much in the morning.
Sorry, but I am one of those people who dont seem to be able to be wake up until I wash my face in the morning. Any attempt to get any message to me before that cant be processed and everything will be incoherent cause all I register in my head is "balhblahblahblah yakyakyakkity yak bullshit bullshitbull.."

9.Lala girls who talk in kiddie voices.
Its just creepy and weird and going against puberty thats all.

10.Lala pictures with big big big eyes like the dog.
Creepy and weird as well lah. Especially if guys do it.

11.Those gothic malay people.
I know, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. But I dont get it. I really dont get it.

12.Pimped up kancil.
Those Ah beng cars that sound like ferraris. If I had to spend some serious cash, I'd pimp up a better car. At least got better trade in value. "modified kancil" can only fetch so much in the market.

hahaha. I saw alot of these during chap goh meh celebration in Klang!

13.Purple/green/red contact lenses.
I just find them creepy.

14.Gory movies
They make me queasy and sick in the stomach. Halfway through, I just cant bear to watch anymore. Horror movies are fine. But gory? ugh. Example: Saw.

15.That Botox smile.

Creepy laaahhh.

Vanessa Williams. I used to think you were beautiful you know. Ps: Your boobs look fake too. And very.. um.. compressed.

16.Paula Abdul's opinions
Does she even know what she is talking about anyway? "dear, you look so so beautiful tonight. Your talent, its just blows me away. I am humbled. Your voice, is so rich and have this... this..amazing texture " uh.. okay.. NEXT!

17.Those mat rempits who like to annoy girls by going "amoi!" and whistle.
Sorry not flattering. At all.

18.Brand whores.
Those people who go around telling people about their latest purchases from high end boutiques. You know what, I think they should just walk around with the price tag as well too.

19.Wanna-be brand whores.
Those who wanna be brand whores but cannot be cause too poor. So they opt for niki instead of nike. Cucci instead of Gucci. Amani instead of Armani. Somemore in bold HUGE letters -.-''

20.Sitcoms whereby everyone in it is beautiful.
I'd probably be killed for mentioning this but whywhywhy everyone in OC, OnetreeHill, Gossip girl look so beautiful? Yes, even the toilet cleaner looks dashing wtf. And their teachers are all so hot. WHHY doesnt that happen in real life I wonder?

Yummy!

21.PeOpLe TyPiNg LiKe ThIs.~
ItS jUsT rEaLlY ReAlLy AnNoYiNg.
NoW i Am AnNoYiNg MySeLf. HaIh.~ **// @-@

22.Websites with too much going on.
Multiple scrollbars. ugly color combination. Weird things flying around. Hello kitty cursors. Confusing.

23.Websites that bomb you with loud music when you enter.
Makes me jump. Cause I always wear earphones. Have pity on my poor ears people.

24. Holier than thou attitude
You know, the type who wave their holy books and rosaries at you during a debate. Walking around thinking they can preach to the whole world when in reality, they have tons of skeletons in their own closets to take care of.

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Labels: nonsense, opinions

2.Why some people wear sunglasses indoors/when its raining/indoors and when its raining.
No elaboration needed lah. We all know its just so weird and redundant. Unless you are blind or have conjunctivitis.

3.Why the goverment wants to send more people into space.
Hello. Everything is going up. Rice, petrol, oil, tol, char kuay teow, even roti canai! And I just saw on tv that they are planning to send another fellow up. -.-''

Okay, lets give them some credit. Not all things are going up. There are things which are going down. Like the stock exchange wtf.

4.Why some girls can wear make up and blow their hair to class everyday.
I had this classmate called sally who used to dress up everyday. Make up, nice clothes, heels, earrings.. you know, the works. Even if we have 2 hour classes she will always dress up. I had always sat behind her and stared at her beautifully blown hair wondering what time she wakes up everyday. Especially for those 8 am classes.

5.Why the incredible hulk's clothes will get torn up each time he transforms but his pants wont.
"why your thinking so wrong one?!" Is the usual response I get when I ask this question. But come on lah, dont you ever wonder why! Some people have suggested that he wears elastic pants that can stretccchh.

fair point. But dont elastic pants become loose when you force them to stretch and thus they will become so huge for the poor guy that when he transform back....it'll just drop off =PP

hahahaha I am so sick sometimes.

6.Why some guys use the hot pink motorola Razr handphone.
Its so wrong cause it spells G.A.Y all over it. Add a cute assesory (like a pig/teddy bear) and woila!

You have officially said goodbye to your manhood.


7.Why some people wear pants with words all over the butt area and take offence when they notice you staring at their butt.

Hello, it has WORDS. What am i suppose to do but to read it? J-U-I-C-Y

If you dont like people reading things off your butt, please buy normal pants. You know, the ones without any words on it.


8.Why girls would wanna join the bachelor.

I hate to admit this, but I watched the bachelor in morbid fascination for half an hour. Then after that all of a sudden I felt extremely shallow and perhaps even a little sad for humanity.

One guy. Twenty four girls. ALL of them competing for that ONE GUY. All in the name of what? Love, they say. HMMPH.

You know what, I feel pity for the girls. They make a fool of themselves in front of national television.. all in the name of what? A little fame and recognition. And perhaps a few thousand bucks.

As for the guy, I'd say he'd better pray hard that all the other dudes dont come chasing him with knives. With one thought on their mind: "castrate him! And feed it to the poodles! muahaha!"

As for the whole show, I think it is just a sad testimonial as to how shallow people view love now.

"why make someone a priority when they make you an option?" Wise words that come to mind right now. Its true. haiih.

9.Why people in movies wake up with make up.

Its obvious. Its there. Its make up. People normally dont wear make up to sleep unless they want to get skin cancer and die young.

10.How can people in lost look so good despite being stranded on the island for a few seasons.
Come on, who do they think they are kidding? We all know the effects. We have watched survivor you know.

And they look like THIS.

AND THE SEASON HAVENT ENDED!

Labels: nonsense, opinion, random, thoughts

Lets main teka-teki !!

Inspiration struck me and I wanted to write a long and somewhat meaningful post about world peace, animal, human and woman's rights and our roles in helping achieve them goals.

Speaking of woman's rights..
MP Datuk Bung Moktar, I tau wanita memang bocor setiap bulan la, tapi janganla cakap kat Parlimen. Malu tau?

Someone sent me this quote today:
Light travels faster than sound.
That is why people always appear bright at first... until they open their mouths.
I think we can apply this to the above senario no? =p

YEAH RIGHT.

My fingers need to recuperate.
So I'll leave something for you pretty people to figure out.

What commercial does this snapshot come from?


Its shown on tv pretty often.
I give you people one week.

Happy Guessing! =)
Ps: I promise my next entry will consist of more words.

Labels: nonsense, photography