Tuesday, October 09, 2007
Lets talk dirty
Reader's discretion: This post may contain inappropriate material which might cause your application to heaven to be rejected cause your thoughts have been tainted and is deemed unfit due to extreme unholiness.
Please, think over this properly.
Your afterlife depends on it.
Trivia of the day:
Did you know?
In facebook, there is this application where people can rate your purity.
Yes, rating people's purity. Dont act bloody surprised. You probably have been doing that for years, perhaps even doing it subconsciously without knowing.
Ever had an annoying friend who can never ever take a dirty joke? Its like, when the whole bunch of you are laughing away like mad, they have to come and tell you that how inappropriate it is to do so before launching into a full fledged lecture about culture and mannerism.
Potong steam betul wtf
The worst part comes when you are a girl. I mean, so while everything is all fine and dandy if you are a guy (cause having testrones in your blood makes the poor things more prone to discuss such things) Gosh. Then ah, girls are criticized for even knowing a lil?
I have known girls who pretend to dont know ANYTHING. Like seriously I dont know who they are trying to kid. They run around going "ewww! please la stop discussing this" while cramping up their pretty faces with stupid expressions whenever anything related to the topic of sex pops up. And they ask other girls as to who are they trying to seduce if they wears anything which has less material compared to a t shirt.
Eh kawan, grow a head man. Oh yeah, while you are at it, grow a brain. Then do me a favour and fill it abit yeah? Thanks.
And do you know what i usually notice? The ones who go "ewww" are the ones who usually get knocked up the fastest? Oh the irony! Can I have everyone to mentally holler "hypocrite!" now?
Sometimes, some guys even encourage such thinking. They'll tell you "aiya, girls shouldnt..... yadadadadada" Seilohdailou liddat I think I should start to domesticate myself and learn to knit baju kurungs.
I hope you arent one of those who condemn such harmless jokes. If you are one of them, Eh dont act so holy lah. Even the dalai lama can take a joke about his good friend who lives southwards. Why cant you?
(Dont believe me, check reader's digest a few years back, they had interviewed him)
Oh yeah, hiddenmickey is turns one a week ago! Wow, its been a year since I decided to pick up my keyboard and start typing due to boredom!
wah.
Reader's discretion: This post may contain inappropriate material which might cause your application to heaven to be rejected cause your thoughts have been tainted and is deemed unfit due to extreme unholiness.
Please, think over this properly.
Your afterlife depends on it.
Trivia of the day:
Did you know?
In facebook, there is this application where people can rate your purity.
Yes, rating people's purity. Dont act bloody surprised. You probably have been doing that for years, perhaps even doing it subconsciously without knowing.
Ever had an annoying friend who can never ever take a dirty joke? Its like, when the whole bunch of you are laughing away like mad, they have to come and tell you that how inappropriate it is to do so before launching into a full fledged lecture about culture and mannerism.
Potong steam betul wtf
The worst part comes when you are a girl. I mean, so while everything is all fine and dandy if you are a guy (cause having testrones in your blood makes the poor things more prone to discuss such things) Gosh. Then ah, girls are criticized for even knowing a lil?
I have known girls who pretend to dont know ANYTHING. Like seriously I dont know who they are trying to kid. They run around going "ewww! please la stop discussing this" while cramping up their pretty faces with stupid expressions whenever anything related to the topic of sex pops up. And they ask other girls as to who are they trying to seduce if they wears anything which has less material compared to a t shirt.
Eh kawan, grow a head man. Oh yeah, while you are at it, grow a brain. Then do me a favour and fill it abit yeah? Thanks.
And do you know what i usually notice? The ones who go "ewww" are the ones who usually get knocked up the fastest? Oh the irony! Can I have everyone to mentally holler "hypocrite!" now?
Sometimes, some guys even encourage such thinking. They'll tell you "aiya, girls shouldnt..... yadadadadada" Seilohdailou liddat I think I should start to domesticate myself and learn to knit baju kurungs.
I hope you arent one of those who condemn such harmless jokes. If you are one of them, Eh dont act so holy lah. Even the dalai lama can take a joke about his good friend who lives southwards. Why cant you?
(Dont believe me, check reader's digest a few years back, they had interviewed him)
Oh yeah, hiddenmickey is turns one a week ago! Wow, its been a year since I decided to pick up my keyboard and start typing due to boredom!
wah.
posted by hiddenmcky at 1:36 AM
3 Comments:
mickey, you're one now. no more hiding..i wonder how a mickey can survive by staying inside without coming out for cheese. =p
perhaps that girl wishes to be a virgin for a life time... lol..
daniel> sometimes I wanna ask such girls if their lifelong ambition is to be nuns? HAHAHA! very beh tahan the holier-than-thou attitude
hmm.. cheese can be refridgerated right? yum! besides, theres always ebay!
aim> I so agree la. We exist because there is sex. Ok so many may argue love is also involved la. but kan people kena raped also can get pregnant mah?
sometimes i zha people by telling them "if your mom and dad didnt have sex u wouldnt be around la. So how can it be improper?" =p
lol. silly pious things.
ps: gandhi is a holy being? >.<''
angelin> poor thing la you.
next time. Eat char siew pau in front of them la..hmmph
Haha, 'clean' girls are more attractive to guys mah. Guys don't want to go out with girls who remind them of other guys. That would just feel wrong.
It's like the whole non-virgin guys wanting virgin girlfriends. But if they keep main-main, no more virgin girls left lah!
For me, whateverlah.. (i think, must put me in a situation first) as long as you're talking sh*t about someone else and not me. But can't lebih-lebih also lah.. goes for either genders.
BYE!
p.s. I couldn't pretend even if i wanted to.
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