Lelaki sahaja. Perempuan sahaja. Lelaki DAN perempuan?

No, I am not talking about sexual preferences. So yeah, wipe that bloody smile off your faces now you perverts.

On the way back to klang, I bumped into mandy, my neighbour, by coincidence. When she found out that I studied in a co-ed school from form one til form four, then transferred to an all girl's school, she was all “ So how was it?”

Which lead to a rather interesting discussion about the differences between co-ed school and an all girl's school. So yeah, thats what I am going to blog about today.

Co-ed vs All girl’s school

Just dont smell like school
I remember standing in perhimpunan feeling all out of place. And I couldnt put a finger on the problem as to why I am feeling so out of place. I kept asking myself "why doesnt this FEEL like school?". Then the anwser hit me squarely when a male teacher walked by. The reason why it doesnt FEEL like school is because IT DOESNT SMELL LIKE SCHOOL.

Conclusion: Gel= bau lelaki=bau sekolah co-ed

No fighting doesnt equal no war
As we all know, girls are a bunch of complicated emotional creatures capable of turning into bitches when provoked. Unlike guys who handle matters in face-face to spats or plain traditional fist fights, girls tend to be more... erm.. strategic when it comes to planning their revenge.They bitch. They backstab. They pick on each other's petty little problems. They start cold wars and dramatic scenes where it usually end with the crying of an unfortunate girl. All girls school is scary. You have to be extra careful when walking in case you trod on some sensitive proud feet.

Agama menyembah lelaki
Since there are no traces of tetesterone around, the girls are really boy-mad. Some girls can talk about guys for almost the whole day. Go back home. And come to school talking about guys the whole day again. The routine goes on every day of the schooling year. Then , there is this unwritten contest to see who is capable of securing a boyfriend asap. In fact, some seem to go all the way in resorts to find a one, even if it means knowing the person through icq or msn. Never met before also can say boyfriend. We live in a perverted world my friends.

Some girls purposely wait outside the neighbouring co-ed school's bus stop in hope to catching 'some' people's atention with their short short skirts. hmmm...like some sort of bollywood movie la. Minus the dancing.

Mata gila-gila in toilet
The words above (mata gila-gila) was quoted from my guru disiplin, cik nabihah when the school authorities discovered that some girls were getting all hot and heavy in the toilet. UGH. I have nothing against lesbians but please people, wanna have lesbian sex please la go home and do. Spare people of the noise pollution when they wanna go to the loo during school hours. And also we are in desperate need of more cubicles to use mind you.

Needless to say, co-ed school is better. No matter how I detest certain people in high school due to rightdown reasonable reasons, at least there is a balance and girls do not look like on the verge of salivating when they see a good looking specimen walk by. People are normal and do not have lesbian sex in the toilet. Instead, they have normal sex in the toilet. Sometimes even in classrooms.(somehow this just doesnt sound right)

Main point is, co-ed school is much much better.. right?