Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Regarding the miracle properties of the humble muruku
Trivia of the day
Do you know?
Muruku plays an essential and vital part in husband hunting.
Forget speed dating, advertorials, posting lala pictures of yourself online or stalking people's facebook accounts and kissing their profile pictures. Speed dating causes speed breakups. Advertorials have people claiming to be jack sparrow lookalike when they are just Jack separuh. Lala pictures make you look like a doll with an oversized head, ready to topple when a strong gust of wind blows in your direction. And come on, we all know stalking people's accounts just freaks the living daylights out of people. And kissing your monitor screen will only make it oily.
So buy muruku.
This is why:
Haha WTF. Talk about being desperade.
People of banana republic, the chinese words read "looking for husband" as a translation for the word muruku. Weird right? I asked my classmates for the Muruku's chinese name and no one can provide me with an answer. So perhaps the owner of the shop wasnt really playing a weird joke on the ladies.
Just perhaps.
Those who wanna get lucky, grab a packet of muruku** at your nearest convience stall.... and er... pray?
** prices may vary
Trivia of the day
Do you know?
Muruku plays an essential and vital part in husband hunting.
Forget speed dating, advertorials, posting lala pictures of yourself online or stalking people's facebook accounts and kissing their profile pictures. Speed dating causes speed breakups. Advertorials have people claiming to be jack sparrow lookalike when they are just Jack separuh. Lala pictures make you look like a doll with an oversized head, ready to topple when a strong gust of wind blows in your direction. And come on, we all know stalking people's accounts just freaks the living daylights out of people. And kissing your monitor screen will only make it oily.
So buy muruku.
This is why:
Haha WTF. Talk about being desperade.
People of banana republic, the chinese words read "looking for husband" as a translation for the word muruku. Weird right? I asked my classmates for the Muruku's chinese name and no one can provide me with an answer. So perhaps the owner of the shop wasnt really playing a weird joke on the ladies.
Just perhaps.
Those who wanna get lucky, grab a packet of muruku** at your nearest convience stall.... and er... pray?
** prices may vary
Labels: random weird photo
posted by hiddenmcky at 2:52 PM
1 Comments:
OMG OMG, i need to get a packet of muruku! Make that a hundred.. not a thousand packets!! Need all the 'looking for.. eh, husbands only ar?
Wasted, know of anything i can buy (preferably something cheap) to cari a wife? And a good one at that? It would also be good if that thing wasn't fattening or high in cholesterol.
For the mean time, i'll just go back to kissing monitors and stalking facebook profiles. "I can be your facebook stalker..."
BYE!
p.s. But i DO look like Jack Sparrow!
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